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Late Breaking News: Huckleberry passes out after grueling hours long argument with his spreadsheet girlfriend, Trinity!
A Statement from Trinity: =IF($H$3="None",INDEX('The List'!$A$2:$AD$4874,MATCH(1,($F$2<'The List'!$A$2:$A$4874)($H$2>'The List'!$A$2:$A$4874)($D$2='The List'!$H$2:$H$4874),0),MATCH(C$5,'The List'!$A$1:$AD$1,0)),INDEX('The List'!$A$2:$AD$4874,MATCH(1,($F$2<'The List'!$A$2:$A$4874)($H$2>'The List'!$A$2:$A$4874)($H$3='The List'!$F$2:$F$4874)*($D$2='The List'!$H$2:$H$4874),0),MATCH(C$5,'The List'!$A$1:$AD$1,0))) we will keep you posted as to what this means or if any new information becomes available!
Weather report: Vega 3 mining colony, "Decaying romulans in the south!", remember to wear your mask and waders!
Special Report: Dr. John "Fukin'" Madden and Representatives from Stobetteria debate which terminology should be used for Support vessels with a big well, "Suck Master Prime" or "Anchor", the debate continues into the late hours with no foreseeable resolution!
Public Service Announcement: Reports of "demon ships" outside of ESD, eye witness provides starfleet security with a sketch of what he saw. Stay safe out there fellow travellers, looks really spooky!
Editor's Choice Part 1: Jake's cat is still fat!
Editor's Choice Part 2: WHo did it better, jake's cat or jabba the hutt?
PSA: Reports of pigmen with laser beam feet, Sunglass wearing blue monkey's and hot chicks outside of DS9 and ESD!
Fashion Editorial: Who wore it better?
STO: new game mode, Cnidarian Defender! Jump in your jelly and let the game play for you!
STO GoodeЯ Exclusive: Can I science bro? The best EPG build ever! Blue buttons? pft, who needs them!
